Anyone who finds a corpse while walking their dog may be fined if proposed legislation is made law, it was disclosed yesterday. The new measures, part of the Criminal Narrative Improvement Bill, have been drafted to avoid investigations looking cliched once they reach the docudrama stage. Other offences covered by the act will be motorists declaiming in a huffy tone: `Why don't you catch burglers/real criminals for a change?` when caught speeding, if there is a documentary crew in attendance. Civil libewrtarians, motorists groups and dog walkers are said to be 'outraged'.